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		 ummm, not to offen anyone 
 
The Geography of a woman:  
  
Between the ages of 15 - 18 a woman is like China or Iran.  
Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot of potential but as yet still  
not free or open.  
  
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.  
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.  
 
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.  
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.  
 
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.  
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.  
  
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.  
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.  
  
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.  
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive  
reconstructions now necessary.  
 
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.  
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.  
 
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.  
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.  
  
After 70, they become Albania or Pakistan  
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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