Another one of my amazing bits of poetry.


The Leper and the Lady.....


A leper was lonely and looking for love,
so he hired a girl for the night,
and even tho' he didn't look good
he felt he could do the job right.
To a motel they went, they agreed on a fee,
and the evening of romance went well,
in the morning she asked was he satisfied?
the leper answered "Yeah, swell!"
"well if I was that good, it'll cost extra money!"
the lady was quickly to quip,
the leper replied, "I'm sorry my dear,
But I've already left you the tip."

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Bronzed Aussie.