Two middle aged priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, flowered shirts, large straw hats, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they put on their sun block and went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a cool drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding to each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world could she possibly know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests in their "costumes" settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the
same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing her string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and began to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Wait! Just a minute young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We are priests and have been for many years but I have to know, how in the world did you know we're priests dressed as we are?"

"Hey, Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.