Due to the flexible hours, I worked in the produce department of a Krogers Supermarket while I was finishing school. One day I noticed this 6’-5”, 285 lb. guy with a red face, squinting, breathing through his teeth and clutching the edge of the display bin tight enough to leave fingerprints. He was either about to go into a seizure or had just been hit in the nuts by some old ladies shopping cart.:redghost:

When I asked him if I could help in some way, he bellows the lettuce was all packaged the same way and he only wanted ½ of a head. Thinking the sooner I get him out of here, the better. I walk all the way to the stockroom in the back of the store, unwrap the product and shout to my boss as I chop it in two, “There’s this BIG, UGLY, STUPID looking guy out there that only wants a half of head of lettuce.” Suddenly this shadow moves over me and I realize he had followed me into the stockroom. I turn and continue to my boss, ….. “and this gentleman wants the other half”.

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