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THIS ONE'S BAD

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
> Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded
garden behind the
> center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and
long life.
> One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the
garden. They begin to
> chat,and before they know it, several hours have
passed.
> After a short lull in their conversation, Howard
turns to Mildred and
asks,
> "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks,
"What?" and he replies
> "SEX!!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
couldn't get it up if I
> held a gun to your head!"
> "I know,"Howard says, "but it would be nice if a
woman could just hold it
> for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred,
who unzips his trousers,
> removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.
> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in
the garden where they
> would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's
manhood.
> Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their
usual meeting place.
> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make
sure he was O.K.
> She walked around the senior citizen home and found
him sitting by the
pool
> with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding
Howard's manhood!
> Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What
does Ethel have thatI
> don't have?"
> Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"!