A newlywed couple entered their honeymoon suite. The young man had been told by his father to lay down the law about who was the boss as soon as he could after the marriage ceremony. With that in mind the young man pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his new bride.
"Here,"he said in an authoritive voice,"put these on."
His bride, with a puzzled look on her face, pulled on the trousers.

She stood holding the waist band, to keep the oversized pants from falling down and said,"I can't wear these, they're much too large."

"And you remember that!"Her new husband said,"Keep in mine who wears the pants in this family!"

The young mans bride thought for a minute, dropped his trousers to the floor, reached under her dress, pulled down and stepped out of the tiny pair of lace panties she had on.

She tossed them to her husband and said,"Here, you put these on."

Her young husband stood staring at the pair of tiny lace panties hanging from one of his fingers.

"I can't possibly get in to these!" He protested.

"That's right!" His new wife said,"And you're not going to until you change your attitude!"

That's who wears the pants in the family!

Comshaw