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Old 03-01-2003, 12:58 PM
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Can't help it...

Welcome to PIXSTOCK!


Gimme an F!
F!

Gimme an U!
U!

Gimme an C!
C!

Gimme an K!
K!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

What's that spell ?
FUCK!

Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible muck
Way down yonder in old Iraq
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and save that gas—
Let's go to the desert and kick some ass.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Huh!

Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They drop it on Saddam.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on mothers , it ain't no fad,
Pack your boys off to Baghdad.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Send 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, give me some crack,
Next stop is old Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

(What happened... where am I? Damn, those flashbacks are killer...)

Disclaimer: The views expressed in the preceding thread are not the views of the management or staff, and have nothing to do with anything. I'm trying to avoid doing housework, and I'm just fuckin' around.
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