I don't care if my wife uses my toothbrush. I figure if I put my tongue in her holiest of holies, (and sometimes the dirtiest of dirties) and she doesn't mind, she's more than welcome to use my toothbrush. What the hell, you know?

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I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

--J. Edgar Hoover