I was pounding the pud the other day, and started contemplating the world condition; Iraq, North Korea, the French, al-Qaeda...

Started losing my woody,
but then I started thinking about Lilith's butt.

*BOING.... SQUIRT... Squirt.... squirt....squirt* Ahhhhhhhh!

Learn from my mistakes, my fellow pervs!

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)