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Old 02-26-2003, 11:52 PM
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Madame Lilith consults the star charts

*scratching* herself and wonders if it was wise to do that guy who when asked,"what's your sign?" answered....... "the crab"

H@rdRock~ I like it when you do that beseeching thing the answers to your questions came to me while I was sitting in my holy chamber (was out of paper.....had to wait on someone to bring me some, so I had 5 minutes to think)

1)
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Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?


You can never ever meet the woman who haunts your wet cummy dreams!!!! Cause when you do she opens her mouth to speak and then she *kerpoofs* into a nightmare

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Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?


Well everyone knows the answer to this question........because you are going to pick up some JUMBOshrimp



and just which piece is it you want?
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