Oh, Madame Lilith. My tortured soul would not rest until I received your celestial guidance. I beseech you to reveal your wisdom to me again.

Two things haunt my tormented mind.

1) Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?

2) Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

I implore you to reveal your omnipotent words to me, and give me a piece.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)