Hiya,

Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better with computers. Finally God suggested a way to settle it: Each would spend 2 hours using the computer to create databases, spreadsheets, charts and tables, and most importantly, web pages, the most beautiful web pages.

The two sat at their keyboards and began typing furiously. Just before the 2 hours were up, the power went out. Once it came back on, they booted up their computers.

"It's gone! It's all Gone!" Satan screamed. "My work was destroyed!"

Meanwhile, Jesus began to print and show his work. "Hey, he must have cheated!" Satan yelled. "How come his stuff wasn't lost?"

God shrugged, and said simply, "Jesus saves."