Lixy, thought you'd get a kick out of this. A friend of ours just celebrated his 50th birthday and his wife hosted a surprise party for him. He LOVES hot foods and makes his own hot sauce and uses hot peppers liberally in chili. I gave him a copy of this and he read it to the group. People were in tears laughing as he read it out loud. Only change I made was at the end I added his name in front of the " ... really hot chili ... " comment. Thanks ... you made HIS day as well as ours!