02-22-2003, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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A Cowboys Guide To Life.....
Never squat with yer spurs on.
There's two theories to arguin; with a woman; neither works.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
The quickest way to double you money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
Note: This is a joke and not intended to offend any cowboys  
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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