*sniffles at the mention of Derby startin to miss the pies and parties already* I think I look back, wonder what the hell...figure it'll either kill me or make me stronger, and bounce right back into something I shoulda learned not to from past experiences

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."