*smirks* I am not a pun spewer of any type monkeyboy! I simply enjoy seeing you shudder with each bad line *snickers and tosses another one at you*

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from badbreath. This made him ....what?

.. A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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