Homer : When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more ... more ... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.

Bart : Like what?

Homer : I'll tell you when you're older.

look monkeyboy, don't make me start throwing around cartoon puns...I'll do it!

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."