"It's a beautiful day, but not as beautiful as me." ---Johnny Bravo

god is that not the truest statement...I know I know...I'm even better than beautiful, but the word amazingly amazing just seems to redundant

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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."