Um.......What? I don't make em up! I just sing em!

Barry Manilow......Looks like Tomatoes (Guess he loves gardening!) *Looks Like We Made It*

The BeeGees.......Bald Headed Woman (why they felt compelled to sing about this is beyond me!) *More Than A Woman*

Paul McCartney.....Letter B.....(OK, I got that from a Sesame Street episode that Paul was on!) *Let It Be*

Jim Reeves.......Put your sweet lips.....a little closer....to my bone! (He wasn't shy, was he?) *Your guess is as good as mine as to the title.....hubby sings it all the time though!*

Rod Stewart.......Your Pussy Smells (Geezzzzzzz, does he date the wrong girls!) *You Wear It Well*

Eric Clapton.........I said, "My darling.....you've got too much cellulite"! (I wasn't asking for a weigh-in Eric! Geezzz!) *Title? You Look Wonderful Tonight....maybe?*

I gotta million of em!

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