Just got this in an email.........thought it was rather appropriate here......



Cold nuff fer ya?
> > >
> > >
> > >At about 70 degrees . . .
> > >Floridians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal
underwear.
> > >People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the rivers.
> > >
> > >At about 60 degrees . . .
> > >North Carolinians turn on the heat.
> > >People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
> > >
> > >At about 50 degrees . . .
> > >Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> > >People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
> > >
> > >At about 40 degrees . . .
> > >Italian and British cars won't start.
> > >People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
> > >
> > >At about 32 degrees . . .
> > >Distilled water freezes.
> > >Lake Erie water gets thicker.
> > >
> > >At about 20 degrees . . .
> > >Floridians don all of their winter clothes, and hunker
down.
> > >People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
> > >
> > >At about 15 degrees . . .
> > >Baltimore landlords turn on the heat.
> > >People in Pennsylvania have their last cookout before it
gets cold.
> > >
> > >At about 10 degrees . . .
> > >People in Florida apply for federal disaster aid.
> > >In Pennsylvania they play lick the flag pole.
> > >
> > >At about 5 degrees . . .
> > >Californians fly away to Cancun.
> > >People in Pennsylvania get out the winter coats.
> > >
> > >At about 3 degrees . . .
> > >Florida disintegrates.
> > >Pennsylvania Girl Scouts sell cookies door to door.
> > >
> > >At about 0 degrees . . .
> > >Polar bears begin to move south.
> > >Pennsylvania boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes.
Not cold
> > >enough.
> > >
> > >At about -3 degrees . . .
> > >Mt. St. Helens freezes over.
> > >People in Pennsylvania get some videos.
> > >
> > >At about -10 degrees . . .
> > >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> > >Penn State fans have trouble thawing the keg.
> > >
> > >At about -20 degrees . . .
> > >Microbial life no longer survives.
> > >Pennsylvania cows complain about farmers cold hands.
> > >
> > >At about -30 degrees . . .
> > >All atomic motion stops.
> > >People in Pennsylvania start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya"?
> > >
> > >At about -40 degrees . . .
> > >Hell freezes over.
> > >The Eagles win the Super Bowl

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