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Old 02-15-2003, 10:38 PM
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Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: Getting out of it.

Q: what can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Whistle though it's pecker.

Q: Why don't women blibk during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.

Q: Why are men like toilets?
A: They're either vacant, engaged or full of crap.
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