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Prison VS Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
In prison, you get 3 meals a day.
At work, you only get one break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison, you get time off for good behaviour.
At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At work, you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself
In prison, you can watch TV and play games.
At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, you get your own tiolet.
At work, you have to share.
In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work, you can't even speak to your family and friends.
In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison, you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
In prison, you can join many programs which you can leave anytime.
At work, there are some programs you can neverget out of.
In prison, there are sadistic guards.
At work, you have managers.
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