Originally Posted by PantyFanatic

The Cosmos
Planet Earth: One hundred years ago, in the deep dark swamps of the Okefenokee there was an evil spirit from prehistoric time that long to take a form that would be able to cruelly torment future innocent people, (namely me). This demonic entity long ago decided to divide itself into two existences, a male form and a female form so to be able to confuse all people. First came Beelzebub, the male form, to practice and perfect the way for the true future of oppression and torture of the innocent from the female form. Now that she saw her spirit could put the entire world into a war and while she had to wait decades for her perfect victim, it was this day a century ago that she came into being.

Happy Birthday Lilith.