WE HAVE CONTRACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is going into the beginnings of labor!!!!!!!!!!

Diva, I'm teaching kids not to have sex until they are ready for the gross gooey consequences. 1+1=? I'll tell ya later after she pops 'em all out!

3:21 PM Central marks our first noticed contraction go FELICITY!

PF I would suggest you hurry and read the newspaper before it is illegable!

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