OMG

I just almost had phone sex with a telephone solicitor from an insurance company because his voice sounded like a friend of mine. Told him I didn't want any insurance but I was sure he had something I wanted

Have you ever accidentally came on to someone or talked, chatted. PMmmed smutty, because you thought they were somone else?

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