Little Johnny

One day Little Johnny's third grade class was having a lesson on careers and were discussing the various professions out there. The teacher asks the kids what their dads do for a living.

One little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is a doctor. He helps sick people get well."

A little boy raises his hand and says "My daddy is a dentist and he fixes people's teeth."

Another little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is the district attorney and he puts bad people in jail."

The teacher notices that little Johnny Woods is awfully quiet, so she asks him what his daddy does. Little Johnny Woods announces that "My daddy works as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar and he..."

Shocked and not wanting that discussion to go any further, the teacher interrupts little Johnny and moves on with the lesson.

During recess, the teacher comes up to little Johnny Woods and asks "Does your daddy really work as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar??"


Little Johnny replies, "No, actually he is the offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears but I was too ashamed to tell anyone."

( Substitute the team of your choice )