Quote:
Originally posted by dude33
Contrary to popular belief Abstinance does not make the heart grow fonder! Longest time would be 7 months and yes I was married. What's up with that? I thought being married was my ticket to unlimited sex...why didn't anyone warn me lol.
|
Didn't you hear that joke about what a bride and groom think about on their marriage days?
Groom: "Yes, I'm getting married, unlimited blow jobs!"
Bride: "Yes, I'm getting married, no more blow jobs!"
Heh
SteinFibers.