You want to know what bothers me ... These rubes that come in from out of town and make me feel like I committed murder when I walk when the "Don't Walk" sign is up.
Where I come from, the "Don't Walk" sign means "Walk Faster" because a car may be coming at you.

The other thing ... If you see me READING on a plane and I'm sitting next to you, it means I don't want to talk to you at that exact moment. Shut the fuck you and don't start asking me questions.
(Can you tell I have been on a number of planes lately?)

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