Subject: Apples and Oranges

The police caught a group of young teenaged girls in flesh trade. They were
told to line up for interrogation. An old lady crossing the street happened
to see the girls lining up for something.


She came near and asked what the matter was. Girls, not wanting to reveal
the truth, told her that a charity was distributing apples and oranges free
.


"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she
continued as she made her way to the back of the line. When a police
officer questioning the girls got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was
bewildered. "But you're so old... how do you do it?"


Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my dentures
and suck 'em dry!"