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Old 01-28-2003, 10:39 PM
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Talking It ain't easy...

Someone sent this goofy little "poem" via e-mail to me, and I thought I'd share it with you all

It ain't easy
being a dick...

I've got a head I
Can't think with

An eye I can't
See out of

I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time

My closest neighbor
is a real asshole

My best friend
is a pussy

and every time I get
excited I throw up! :redghost:

and worst of all my owner beats me!
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