A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she
would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy
is ecstatic ... but he has never had sex before so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack; 10-pack or
a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy
tells the pharmacist. The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests
the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being
his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls
parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents -- come on in!" The boy goes
inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents
are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his
head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were
this religious". The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no idea your father was a pharmacist."