16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
try wearing safety boots new ones all way are painful

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them no but i have had my crotch and ass checked out during
a conversation

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
you have never traveled with a gay man


25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
unless there gay

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
unless there gay

29.unless there gay
and a few others to maybe this list only works for hetro men

37. The world is your urinal. if so why can so few men hit it
when usin the toilet
and 38. you understand the off side rule in football and want
to understand it