Once my wife and I were going at it in the bedroom. She was on her back with her ass at edge of the bed, and I'm standing up, beside the bed, fucking her. We were both on the brink of orgasm when suddenly the throw rug I am standing on slips out from under me, my feet go flying, I face-plant into her pussy, and fall to the floor.

We both start laughing so hard, but hurt from my fall and our denied orgasms. Luckily I didn't hurt the more important parts.

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The Captain