I have to post this story to explain my status. Well that and cuz I still think it was funny (although I would NOT do it again!)

When I was 20, I had a good friend named Andy. We got along very well cuz we had similar senses of humor and were playing jokes on other friends and just having fun.

Well he turned 20 in September and told everyone all he wanted for his birthday was lots of attention so the morning of his birthday he and I were sitting around discussing what we could do that would be funny & get lots of attention.

We finally decided we should get married! So we went and filled out the application for a marriage license (minnesota required a 2 wk waiting period) and bought silver engagement rings at KMart or WalMart (I paid for all this of course since it was his birthday present -- came to about $100)

So we told our professors & friends & spent the afternoon calling everyone we knew and telling them we were getting married in 2 weeks.

My parents & brothers drove from Utah & we got married and thought that was very funny indeed!
So we agreed to stay married for 2 yrs -- no more but with the option to date after the divorce if we felt so inclined.
But I had moved by then and we lost touch after the divorce.

So I am divorced but I don't really consider that I've really been married