Alas fellow pixiepervs, I too fell victim to the inane sense of humor of my beloved friend, Scott of Utah! Soooooooo......

When he and I do meet again
Once Spring thaw is through
I shall take him as no other has
And give him a grudge screw
So rest content in knowing
That before I go his way
I shall take a count
Of the ones that fell
Victim to this thread
And in doing so
I will know
The days he must be chained up
To the bed........