Uncharacteristically, I'll leave out MASH and Life of Brian.

The devastation you'd put your loved ones through far outweighs the relief of taking a shortcut to the (perhaps) next life.

For the faithful, there may be something very important still ahead for you to do.

For the unfaithful, there's fun to be missed.

For the Pixies, we'd be wasting time grieving when we should be perving.


Real life has it's place, it's just not here. If you feel too real, come talk to us again, we still have 3 1/2 sheep jokes we haven't used.

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