Well, this has got to be one of my most embarrassing moments. Lucky for me it was with my future wife!

We were having sex, doggie style, and when I came I farted at the same time. One little one could have been fogotten but with each pulsing shot from the front came a shot from the back. Machine gun fire would not have been as loud. Needless to say we rolled with laughter and I have to mention this has never happened again. However, I should stretch beforehand as I seem to get legs cramps at the most awkward of times lol.

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