I believe it was mostly meant as a "glad it's not as serious as it could be". Which I agree, I'm glad to hear it's not nearly as serious as it could be. Hopefully it's just mostly bruising and subsequent stiffness rather than anything more serious. Keep us posted, and I sincerely wish her, and you, luck.

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