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Old 02-15-2013, 08:41 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

You must be exhausted because you've been running through my mind all day.

Do you like apples? How about we go back to my place and screw. How do you like them apples?

Nice shoes. Want to screw?

And the one that worked for me:

I've got a warm water bed about 10 miles that way.
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