"Just like a gum machine. You drop some in and she'll put some out."--Paper Moon

"For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius." --Young Frankenstein

"It is an advantage to have a successful father. Nobody ever wanted my old man for as much as five hundred." --Guys and Dolls

"She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig." --Best in Show

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin