I thought that we were supposed to be the mind readers.

Hasn't he learnt to say "yes dear".

If a man admits that he is wrong when he knows that he is wrong, he is wise.

If a man admits that he is wrong when he knows that he is right, he is married.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.