Remember the ol' "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" poem? Here's my updated version:

Take Me Into the Bedroom

Take me into the bedroom,
Love me there in the hall …
Suck me or fuck me til’ I explode
Please don’t stop till I’ve shot my whole load.
For shoot, shoot, shoot rigid cocks do,
Until the balls are all drained,
And there’s one, two, three zillion sperm
In the ol' sex game!