I've posted these in smut games but they fit nicely here !

There was a young lady from Leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth
It wasn't for fame
Or love of the game
But to get at the cheese underneath.

There was a young actress from Crewe
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew
The Bishop was quicker
And thicker and slicker
And two inches longer than you.

There was a young plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop your plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the plumber still plumbing "its me"!

There was a young fella from Harrow
Who had one as big as a marrow
He said to his tart
Try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.

and finaly

There once was a fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
But think of the money he saved.

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