all my own work.....

I had a girlfriend named Dawn,
our sex life.....a bit of a yawn,
I aked with a smile,
would she do it dog-style?
but she wouldn't come out on the lawn!

I knew a young lady named Bess,
in a biblical sense, I confess,
I said "tell me true,
is this good for you?"
she answered, yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!

There was a young fellow named Bob,
who related his plight with a sob,
"even tho' I'm quite young,
I'm extremely well hung,
and I constantly stand on my knob!

There was a young fellow named Fred,
and his favourite trick on the bed...
was really perverse,
he'd somersault in reverse,
while trying to give himself head!

I asks this young lady to dance,
The nightclub was filled with romance,
the money I spends....
later pays dividends,
'cos that nite I gets into her pants!

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Bronzed Aussie.