I know.......I know...........I am not a man! But I do have an opinion on this subject......so bear with me please.

Anna Nicole Smith???? I've seen her in her many stages of maturity. At first she seemed like the typical "dumb blonde" who also happened to be a "gold digger". But I then questioned that theory..........How could a "dumb blonde" convince the old codger into leaving all his money to her? Sex???? I dunno??? Think about it.........he was 1005 years old! NOPE! Wasn't sexual. So.....what was it.....Love? Well, I buy that better than the sex theory on his part.............Yes, he probably loved her....and she convinced him she loved him! She used the "memory" of sex on him and never actually had to preform the act. She sat on his lap and kissed him a couple two, three times and.........I know......they said they did "it"........do you really believe that? Did you ever see a picture of him? Arrgggggg!!!! What about her part? She does seem so dependent at times......almost pathetic. Could have been love......NO, she never really loved him regardless of what she said! So it wasn't sexual.......wasn't love...........had to be the money..........right? Wrong again! I think that was the icing on the cake of her day..........he was soooooooo rich and so therefore he was "known". Known enough in all the right circles to get noticed.........ergo she got noticed because of him........no talent and all! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I think we hit on something. Notoriety!!!!!!! She wanted to be famous.........for SOMETHING..........ANYTHING! He had the means to make that happen. That he had money and lots of it..........made it all the more worth her time and trouble to even bother with an old fart (pardon the nic usage) such as him! So on many occasions we saw her fucked up in public........trying to kill the thought that she had to put on this show of love and devotion. And then we saw her gain an enormous amount of weight and act even more idiotic in public. Still more of the same repression of feelings! And then he died......and she had to fight in court to win the money he so "fairly" left his bereaved wife. And today.........since she has won the case and has tons of dough and can do most anything she wants whenever she wants......she gets a talk show to showcase her "talent". What fucking talent? Snowing an old codger into making her as famous as Zsa Zsa Gabor? Both are famous for being famous for doing NOTHING! Try and write that on your own personal resume and see how far you get! I would get a better job being the squeegie girl in an adult theatre! At least I'd have some actual experience at SOMETHING.......ANYTHING.........besides NOTHING!

But............I have to admit..........some "dumb blonde, gold diggers" are luckier than others! Or is she smarter than we give her credit??????????????????

OK......I'm done! LMAO!

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