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Old 06-26-2011, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Lilith
Hi. My name is Lilith and I will be your dating/dinner consultant. A young man from our dojo had a very nice night w/ his girl due in part to following my dating and cooking instructions.


So does that mean if I do whatever you say, exactly how you say it.........you'll make me a happy man?
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