yes it must be quite the life for a rooster......

you get to beak off first thing every morning without anyone getting mad

you always have your comb handy

you can ruffle your own feathers

if you get called a cock...it is a positive "stroking" of the ego

you never have to commit to one old hen forever

you know it was you that came first in order to get that egg to become a chicken

roosters never have to get too involved in the world....they just go on scratching the surface.

No longer shall I wish to be an Oscar Meyer weiner...............