LOVING

Bouncing on the mattress,
Loving on the stairs,
Spooning near the kitchen sink,
It’s always best in pairs.

Kissing on the back seat,
Blowjobs at the show,
Humping on the Honda’s hood,
At climax let it go.

There’s nothing wrong with creampies,
Or with white stuff on the tum,
Or fondling perky melons
Or playing with their buns.

Love is oh so special,
In so very many ways,
Anytime both day and night,
Or on those rainy days.

So keep the K-Y handy,
And your equipment hard or moist,
And when you get that magic urge,
Pick the way that is your choice.