Lil, I realize that hurricanes are serious business, but having lived in South Carolina for 8 years I find that absolutely....hilarious because it's true. My mom told me she once heard a woman tell her kids, "now pick out some microwavable tv dinners so that if we lose power you'll have something to eat." Good thing I live in Tennessee.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf