In the irritating category: Ebonix and those that speak it Slang I can deal with, I use it myself, but a phrase like; "I be goin' to store, need suttin'," gets on my nerves.

In the cute category, I can't help but smile at little kids in stores. I've always been able to get them to smile back, which is really funny when they're being fussy and the parent is having trouble.

In the OMG did he just say that category, I like getting reactions by saying something off the wall. Such as seeing a box of bunnies in the Wal Mart parking lot and saying "Mmmmm, dinner." and walking away.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf